No, I don't mind. I like to look at the flowers. Prettiest flowers in town, The spinsters Hanley always kept the gardener busy with the plantings. They hired a landscaper from England to come over here and reproduce the Hanley Gardens of Tollington, London,, where the Baronet Hanley had his notorious estate.
There was a time when being a Hanley in this town meant something. This house saw some of the best society and not just anyone could get an invite, No, by hank, they couldn't. Old General Hanley would not put up with new Money.
Over this way, through the arches.
Are you in for the Medical Marijuana convention? I thought so. There are a lot of people coming in this week for that. Hanley House was inherited two years ago by the remaining great nephew and turned into a Special Events House. Viola Hanley would turn over in her grave if she could see the riff raff tromping through her house, pulling on the curtains. peeking in the cupboards, sitting down on her furniture like they owned the place.
I heard tell from one of the maids there, that the last renters had brought in lights and produced a specialty porn flick, Debbie Does Diarrhea. She said the director was a method actor and gave the actors and models as they like to call them, senekot and let them go at it. She said they also had to take up the floor boards in the dining room because of his vision.
Don't let it worry you none, the smell of marijuana covers up most of the remaining odor. They've got the Miss Marijuana pageant there tomorrow out on the veranda. I'll be by for the smoke off. I wouldn't miss it.
Let me get the door for you. Knock knock, knock.
So funny...where'd you get the picture? What you describe is very close to the wild parties thrown there by the gay directors. The town still talks about those parties! When I worked on the shadow pictures at Christmas they hung between the posts on the porch. There were seven. Maybe I'll find a picture of those.
ReplyDeleteI love this. I can see the conversation as if its 3d. I love the way you made it one sided. I provide the questions and looks on my own. Little details here and there; so effective. So real.
ReplyDeleteok im still in stitches over 'debbie does diarrhea'
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