Trust…
Husband is on strike from his job!
Insurance stops!
Parents request: Kids stay healthy…
Daughter comes down the stairs dressed in her corduroy jeans and almost ready for school.
She is crying…..Mom…I can’t see.
What do you mean you can’t see?
I can’t see in front of me.
Sit down…..now wondering….is my daughter going blind?
Stand up and try walking…let me see if you stagger…
Daughter stands up…I can’t see.
Daughter sits down…mom,…now I can see.
Stand up….can’t see……….sit down…can see.
Hmmm…that came on quite suddenly.
What is wrong with my daughter?
Call the family doctor…daughter gets bumped up ahead of everyone else.
Bring her in and let me examine her.
I have a good idea of what it could be, but I would like her to be checked out by the best eye specialist and he is right here in town. I just want to make sure it is not a hidden tumor.
Ok…another doctor bill. My third sentence was “Kids, stay healthy”….and here we are edging our way to doctor #2.
Doctor examines daughter…no tumor! Oh what a relief to hear those words.
So, what are we dealing with? She stands, she can’t see….she sits…she can see.
Doctor #1 calls us back after receiving news that there wasn’t a tumor.
Doctor says “Has anything strange or tragic happen at school or at home recently”.
Not that I know of…I called the school and talk to daughters teacher…explaining our situation.
She mentioned that kids were making fun of her because she was wearing the same style corduroy jeans that a boy in her class wore. Instead of making fun of a boy wearing the same jeans as a girl, they picked on my daughter for wearing the same jeans as a boy. I purposely bought boy jeans for all of my girls since they were more durable and less expensive at the time.
When my daughter would stand up, the threat of having to go to school increased and when she sat down, the threat decreased.
Daughters diagnosis was: Hysterical Blindness now known as Conversion Disorder.
I packed all of her corduroy jeans in a box and they were sold at a rummage sale for a buck each. She trusted me in only purchasing girly jeans from then on and she was never blinded again!
You crack me up Reese, with your wit. Stand up, sit down.
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who knew girly jeans cured blindness.. never heard of hysterical blindness!!
ReplyDeleteIs this an example of a Blind Trust?
ReplyDeleteThank you Reese...Nothing funnier than real life!