"Turn left on Griffin Rd." it says in a neutral female voice. "Go three miles, your destination is on the right."
See what I want it to have said.. was.. "Don't bother going 45 minutes through heavy traffic and construction zones down to Ft. Lauderdale to look at a scruffy old Ford Explorer that looks like it has transported sick dogs, when your wife wants that pristine Volvo wagon you saw yesterday."
"Just make a U-turn and take her to Denny's, you know she's hungry."
We've got this system of resolving conflict in our marriage called the Really, Really.
If I really want to do something, and maybe hubby doesn't. We do a "Really" check..
"I really want to go shopping" "ooh shopping. I really really don't."
Two reallys trump one really.
The other day I pulled out my veto card, It trumps Any and All Reallys.
Then he pulled out one himself. I was 4 Really, not wanting to look at a car down in Sawgrass. He used his veto card and down we went. I was a good sport.
Now this morning we are without any veto cards left for a while, on both sides. Hubby wants to go to another
Sure, I say, but you OWE me. and he does. It was such an annoying exercise in futility.
What shall I get for this boon? IPAD, mmmm? new clothes? mmmm? Stored up Good will to be used later?
We shall see.
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